if only
(The UK
Eurovision
Story)
So I wrote a song........
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Eurovision. About as divisive as Marmite.
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And the UK are rubbish at it.
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So I decided to put a little song together to celebrate our ineptitude at the ultimate singing competition.
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If Only we could write a decent song.......
Use the force
Is the Dark Side all bad?
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Maybe Stormtroopers are just misunderstood.
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Well this song tries to shine a light on the plight of the poor, unfortunate Stormtrooper.
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With fun Star Wars references that will have you chuckling, this song with have you rooting for your favourite, white-suited soldiers.
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And if you don't, there's a force choke waiting for you from the Dark Side of the Force.
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Please share the song on social media using the hashtag #StormTrooper
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But I might
(the drunk song)
He drinks the whisky drink, he drinks the vodka drink etc etc.
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But what happens after those drinks?
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All sorts of shenanigans, which is what this song is about.
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We all have a 'drunk story' we hope people will forget, so I have immortalised some of mind, and those of people I know, into this song.
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Its's a fun, guitar driven, drink fuelled, upbeat romp of a tune.
Start The Fun
Are you ready to start the fun?
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Christmas Time is finally here.
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After one of the worse years in living memory we have reached that time of year where everyone comes together and enjoys the important things in life.
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Family. Giving. Memories. Fun.
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With that in mind, I am so happy to release my Christmas single, 'Christmas Time (Start the Fun)'.
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An upbeat jaunt through Christmas Day, reminding everyone during these testing times that we can still have fun with the ones we love at Christmas.
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You can download and stream from all the usual sites. You'll find some links below to help you listen.
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Please share the song on social media using the hashtag #StartTheFun
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Feedback for 'Christmas Time (Start The Fun).
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'A decent Christmas Song' - R Pyle
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'An instant Christmas classic' - C Morgan
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'Great fun and you will be singing the chorus after hearing it' - L Wardrop
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'This put a smile on my face' - C Langdown
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'A joyful xmas choon for you all to enjoy' - G Bryant
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'Brilliant awesomeness!! Put a huge smile on my face!' - S Simpson
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'This is just what we need right now' - A Burge
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'There's something really warm and cosy about it' - R Winchcombe
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'Such a catchy tune I'm going to be humming that now' - D Spicer
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'Love this!! So feel good' - S Carter
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'Just what I needed to hear! So feel good!' S Orchard
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'Great song, really catchy and totally in line with the times' C Halls
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'A really happy go lucky Christmas tune' - T Hannant
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